Jokes of the Day #3

Do You See What I See?
One time there was a guy who was browsing a local "Home-Depot" store for a toilet. There were three types of toilet on sale: the wooden toilet, the stainless steel toilet, and the "singing" toilet. The wooden toilet is the cheapest while the "singing" toilet is, of course, the most expensive one. So that guy bought the wooden toilet. The next day he returned the toilet and complained to the store clerk, "I don't like this toilet. It gives me splinter! It keeps poking on my butt and it's so painful!" So the guy got to get the stainless steel toilet with the same price as that of the wooden toilet. The next day, he returned the stainless steel toilet as well. "I hate this toilet! It's too cold!" He got to the last option of the toilet and, unfortunately this time, had to pay a little bit more for the "singing" toilet. Surprisingly, he returned the "singing" toilet to the store on the next day. "I don't want this toilet. It's embarrassing! This toilet keeps singing "Do You See What I See?" whenever I'm using it!"